x22 (happy thanksliving)

25 November 2009 Aurora

Ok. So, being vegan, I clearly have issues with people eating turkey at Thanksgiving. People tell me, “Well, at least the president pardons a turkey every year. That’s good, right?”

Wrong.

Turkeys raised for meat cannot live longer than a few years because they are so pumped up with steroids that their unnaturally large chests collapse on the turkey, causing the turkey to suffocate. Or they die of a heart attack, because of the obscene amount of steroids injected into their body. So if you really have to eat a turkey, get an organic one or something. At least that way you won’t turn into a mutant and get rectal cancer.

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