x30 (jesus really was behind that couch)

So, here’s my religious roadmap:

1. Start out going WEST on RAISED CATHOLIC BLVD.

2. After 14.5 years, take RIGHT on ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN CATHOLICISM DR.

3. ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN CATHOLICISM DR. becomes CHRISTIAN WITCH ST.

4. After 3 years, CHRISTIAN WITCH ST. becomes WICCAN CR.

5. Take LEFT onto NEO-PAGAN HWY, then take RIGHT on the DABBLES IN LAVEYAN SATANISM exit.

6. Merge onto ROUTE ATHIEST.

7. After 2 years, bear LEFT on JUDAISM RD (NEO-PAGAN HWY will be on the RIGHT).

8. JUDAISM RD becomes CHRISTIAN WITCH ST.

9. 13 CHRISTIAN WITCH ST. is on the right.

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